supershadsy

musician, writer, magical girl

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Campster
@Campster

This digital toy makes me want to do one of two things:

  • Eat some sour patch kids something fierce, because holy shit I love that sugary translucent shader combined with that gummy-like mesh deformation

  • Get some rubber balls from the grocery store and bounce them around a bit, but definitely not put them in my mouth and chew on them to split them on their seam because you can absolutely choke and die. I cannot emphasize this enough: do not do this, even if it sounds satisfying, and even if you have vivid memories of doing this when you were 8. The fact that you made it to 38 without choking on these things is, frankly, a miracle, and you should definitely just bounce the pretty sparkly balls around the room if you choose to buy them at all. Those glittery, candy-like balls. The balls that are just a quarter so what's the harm in ruining them and, really, they seem to want to split at that seam with just the right amount of force from your jaw - not too much give, not too much resistance. A deeply pleasant sensation that.... must not ever be sought, because come on, you will absolutely die if you do this. What are you, an unsupervised toddler? So play this little game instead.


surasshu
@surasshu

promoting the concept of "digital toy"


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