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alyaza
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MOOMANiBE
@MOOMANiBE

Lol. So uh. I just can't access twitter anymore. Full stop. I guess I hit my 600 tweets already?

I always knew twitter was going to die under musk but I didn't quite think it'd be like this


binary
@binary

This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It's amateur hour.

(but also, in spite of everything, you can still sometimes access it even when it says you're rate limited, because the site is held together by string and paperclips and hope)



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in reply to @alyaza's post:

The secret to decoding what Elon says is "whatever reason he gave is definitely not it". The reality is somewhere between "he doesn't want to pay his fucking Google Cloud bill" and "everybody capable of making a system change that doesn't end up with our own client DDoSing our own site has been fired".

in reply to @MOOMANiBE's post:

Sometimes, very rarely, it comes back randomly for like, a few tweets?

I'd like to imagine that new CEO is frantically trying to wrestle a button away from Failson, and sometimes she manages to press it for a few seconds before Failson pays some more of his bootlickers to take it away from her again.

Considering every loaded tweet counts toward the 600, I'm guessing most people will be going through their allotted tweets in, like, five minutes. Even the 6000 for people paying for it will probably last less than an hour. I went on one of my alts, and got to use it for I think 3 minutes of scrolling before I couldn't load any more tweets.