if youre reading this please eat enough meals in a day to properly sustain you dont be like me

if youre reading this please eat enough meals in a day to properly sustain you dont be like me
butch in the streets………………. femboy in the sheets
i went and submitted my legal name change forms yesterday and they gave me an Official Legal Reciept(TM) that is formatted in a way that makes it look like my deadname is suing me (“Deadname v. Real Name”) which is objectively super fucking funny
like, good fucking luck deadname, in 10 business days you will no longer exist (^з^)-☆
252 Atk Life Orb Sword of Ruin Chien-Pao Ice Spinner vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Honchkrow: 712-842 (208.7 - 246.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO