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Had a dream a dog got off its leash and was chasing me on my bike, but instead of barking it was explaining bicycle parts and basics to me in the voice of a human youtuber

Had a dream I won the chess world champship or something, #1 chess player on Earth, due to some weird weather crisis / chess by-laws circumstances that resulted in only me and my friend being available to play. We played a mediocre game, as we were nonetheless still beginner chess players, and I lost by blundering checkmate in 1. Then I won anyway for some reason.

At the award ceremony, I was seated in the No-Splash Zone but got sprayed by the water cannon regardless of the sign and plexi-glass shields.