• she/her

Recently appeared on this plane. Last seen: Posting (in a serif font) and/or casting spells. my icon and header image are turned around on purpose actually its not like i dont know how to fix it or anything. my age is private information but if you feel the need to know it presume i'm somewhere between 18 and the age you are and treat me accordingly


graham
@graham

[rainy establishing shot of a noir cityscape at night]

[fade to exterior of police station, then to interior office as dialog starts]

POLICE CHIEF: Well Jones, were you able to apprehend1 2 the criminal?

DETECTIVE DICTIONARY JONES: Indeed. You know, we've all been aware of them for some time.

POLICE CHIEF: Of course. Their string of crimes has been long, but I'm glad we can finally start to put that behind us.

DETECTIVE DICTIONARY JONES: Yes, my understanding of this criminal and of you has never been clearer.

POLICE CHIEF: You have a strange way with words, as always, Jones. So, do we have them in our grasp3?

DETECTIVE DICTIONARY JONES: Firmly, sir. I've had no trouble maintaining my grasp4 on the criminal ever since I first apprehended them.

POLICE CHIEF: Fantastic, so then where are they?

DETECTIVE DICTIONARY JONES: How the hell should I know?

[theme plays and credits roll]


  1. apprehend - To take into custody; arrest.

  2. apprehend - To grasp mentally; understand: synonym: understand.

  3. grasp - To take hold of or seize firmly with the hand, the foot, another body part, or an instrument.

  4. grasp - To hold with the arms; embrace. To take hold of intellectually; comprehend.


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