I love that you are technically a little bit taller and lighter when the moon is overhead though
this is the kind of post a flatlander who got turned threedimensional would make, btw

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I love that you are technically a little bit taller and lighter when the moon is overhead though
this is the kind of post a flatlander who got turned threedimensional would make, btw
.....i actually have a response to this that is really satisfying to me personally. uhhh maybe i'll share it with you when i get home and can pull it out of the book that i am thinking of
one weird trick, quantum theorists hate it [makes apple fall from tree]
It's not nearly so complex as that! The moon is also pulling Down, that eliminates an entire direction.
the moon is probably part of the reason why we're on this planet, it helps stabilize its orbit and shields it from asteroids
ok but have we considered that gravity is magic and the moon is a wizard