"Oh, I do love to satisfy mortal curiosities about such things." She says, grinning.
"To begin, we look to other phalluses found in nature. Canine, feline, equine, reptilian, already foreign to the human body, but we can go further. The second step into the exotic is to break them down into the individual parts that make them interesting! The knot, the barbs, the flare, the medial ring, having two of them, and so on. Mix and match to your delight, and you've got something to really make sure you leave a lasting impression. Putting a knot on a horsecock is simple, but very enjoyable. A personal favorite of mine."
You think she's done answering, but-
"But of course you can still go weirder! Why be bound to realism at all? Prehensile tentacles can be very fun in a group setting, and I know you humans have quite the ideas about the cocks dragons would have were they real. You can really just come up with whatever."
Okay, surely she must be done now-
"And really, what is a penis anyway? I'm a shape shifter! I could put rearrange the nerve endings in my tail, run a urethra through it. Or my fingers, could have ten little penises on my hands. Fuck, I could turn my dick into a featureless cube, somebody would get off on it. Penis that is just an actual banana. Penis that is a black rectangle that says "censored" on it. None of those sound appealing to me aside from the tail, but it's the principle of the- hey where are you going, I'm not done-"
