Synva Yngsbiug Ollandre, Wizard of the Arc and Priest of the Lamp

it’s important to avoid gendered terms. instead of “hey dude” or “how’s it going man”, try “what’s up big dog”

Any and all Big Dogs

Wasn't Big Dog one of those men's t-shirt brands in the '90s that featured their mascot in a variety of situations, and you'd always see big dudes wearing them no matter where you went?

Not only are they still going strong (for better or worse), but after running out of ways of simply putting their logo on things, their catalog of large-dog-themed apparel started Getting Weird With It some time ago.

I pay my halal food truck guy and my landlord through Venmo and folks every time I pay rent I have to like triple check that I am not about to send a extremely high sum of money to the halal food truck guy

"soviet citrologists" is one hell of a term honestly

If you're wondering "hey what's up with the images on this website": this site runs entirely on solar power and just goes offline if it runs out of juice. All images are dithered to lower the file size & pages are static, to lower the server load. pretty neat!

Literally did not know what these kids were doing math-wise until like the last two periods when I was like OH this stuff

In my defense it was common core stuff which is not how I was taught. Maybe… not so common after all…

Additionally: there was a kid who didn’t do any work and just drew the whole time. I couldn’t say anything to this kid because I was also this kid. Also, as far as I can tell 7th graders have drawn the same way since at least 1998