the enterprise is supposed to have, like, the complete works of human knowledge in its computer banks, which means that for the entirety of The Next Generation, they're flying around with all of Homestuck on board somewhere. it's in the circuitry
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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:
bad future: they can't fit that even in the 24th century. they trained chatgpt on it
every time the holodeck malfunctions there is a nonzero chance it will load homestuck instead
A young android stands in his holodeck. It just so happens that today, STARDATE 41361.2, is a date of no real significance. Nonetheless, while it was an unspecified interval of time since he was first booted up, it is only today that he will be given a name. What will the name of this android be?
USELESS TIN-CAN
Try again, smartass.
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not only that but i'd believe there are specific restrictions on homestuck, the computer will not generate a holodeck program about it without explicit approval by a commanding officer because it would otherwise violate every safety protocol.
something something class 2 cognitohazard
One can only hope that large parts of the internet were destroyed in WWIII
The Enterprise is flying around with this conversation on it somewhere