My wife sent me a real good looking Indian recipe for Masala Egg Curry on Facebook and I've never seen so many (frankly, white) people complaining about food. And those were the ones who weren't just being blatantly racist, of which there were plenty.
My new food movement is: STFU your face and STUFF your face. If you have complaints: you're not eating enough.
Disappointingly baffling that a recipe for eggs and curry is somehow controversial. I am so tired of suburban freaks who cannot comprehend a world outside of casseroles and chicken nuggets. It's EGGS and CURRY; there are foods that white people eat regularly that are like 5x weirder than that just on principle? I can go down the street and get a Hawaiian pizza and that's 1000% more bizarre than "basic protein + basic sauce". God. Sorry, not my place, but fuck man. Anyways I guess this is breakfast tomorrow since I have some tomatoes I want to get rid of.


