There was a very built guy at the gym with (really) a purple man-bun and a t-shirt that said “diversity” in cursive. I actually can’t believe it was real, he looked like someone’s original character from 2013. He looked like a character from one of those indie dating sims where they forget to make anybody hot. And I know what I said sounds really mean but I actually have so much respect for this guy just going out into the world like that every day. It’s the great paradox where if I think your choices are awful but you make them with extreme confidence you wrap back around to being cool to me


