• she/they

just some guy, age 23
-yuri is life
-dandadan peak jump truther
-MCH main
-believer in a sign of zeta
just a passing thru kamen neko...

NerdTests.com says I'm a Kinda Dorky Nerd Queen, whatever that means.

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I'm moving different. I abandon here the flesh of my body. I'm god's last mistake. Soon I'm gonna be his first.

We're smoking scarabs. We're smoking that Vulgar Millitia, East Caelid, dewkissed herba. We're smoking Royal Revenant, jellyfish stance. We're smoking that Waterfowl Dance. Last night I took so many aromatics I clipped through my arena and met Shabriri. Told him to wipe that stupid smirk off his face and then gave him a hug. Heart Stolen, haha! 'Tis but a trifle to me, man.

Reach for my throat and I'll turn you into an example. Send you on a thousand year journey of compassion. I have no sympathy; I abandoned that shit along with my arm dextral. I'm the guy who evicted his own headmate. Put her ass six miles under. I got no mercy for a Saint – you think I got any for you? You'd best finger-sever quick before I show you a Berserk reference!

I've been shittin' that gold-tinged excrement. It's valued at ten runes per shit. Donate my shits to a reputable charity. I shit generously. I abandon here the flesh of my body.

They must have amnesia; they forgot that I'm Him! I'm the Femboy goddamn Jesus, friend! You don't have the right, O you don't have the right! I wield love to shrive clean the hearts of men. You can't trust me. I don't even trust myself.

I drink Draculas under the table. Don't even wake me up: just soak my cocoon in blood until I stop getting carded. Bro thought I was gonna co-found his dynasty; I drank all the blood in his fridge and turned his horny ass into raw materials. Fuck you! I fail to grasp the humiliation implied by this act. Bro chose to be with an Empyrean —sounds like his problem to me!

Reach for my throat and I'll deploy my sister on your ass in direct violation of the Geneva Conventions. She's gonna turn your hometown into mushroom marinara. Completely upend the bolus economy. 'Tis but a trifle to me.


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