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Cat of many shapes. Usually fat.
Gender: Fucked.
As old as the Web.
I am going to ramble about so much garbage.
Some of it will be mechanical, some of it electronic, some of it will be software, and most of it will be of little interest to anyone; but here it is all the same.
yingtaurberus: zhree heads, not one brain
I was told once by another friend over there that Brits are born fully capable of fitting their entire heads up their own asses, just in case Boris starts at it again.
Wellp.
I'm workin' on it! I'm workin' on it!
...biggest limitation is probably the flexibility of my back, or lack thereof!