Tamber

I think you're mistaken, that there is a man! (Featherless! Biped!)

I finally got the tools and screws and willpower to attach my front license plate holder so I can ride around with what I think is an incredibly amazing license plate

I spent a year and a hlaf tracking down and finally scored one, brand new and mostly unblemished, still in its shitty 80s cellophane (i scanned it in as soon as i got it and if you want i'll post the slightly edited full res image)

it took me months to actually put it on my vehicle because of Circumstances but I am taking this as a personal victory that i finally managed to "get her done"

now everyone on the road will know that i am forever stuck in raisin hell without me having to tell them specifically

Scanned in a while back and removed a few small scratches and also the mounting holes. this is the cleanest hell raisins ur gonna get any time soon. set it as the wallpaper of someone who you do not get along with and send them to raisin hell also??? the possibilities are unlimited

Full scan is 600dpi, might toss it up on internet archive later

I suspect there's something in being an early internet adopter which primes one for becoming a Luddite. I know what this technology once was, I've seen what it's become, and I'm not going to capitulate, even if failing to do so makes my life more difficult.

lessons from nature