tati

writer of human & machine words

trans. cyborg. hermit-lite. 30ish. script kitty.


Loves:

-@julez

-fighting games


_tati on discord.


soleilraine
@soleilraine

i'm imagining a world where people talk about competitive chess the same way they talk about competitive pokemon and smash


soleilraine
@soleilraine

it's fucking stupid when someone challenges me to a game of chess and they bring out a fucking clock. like, the game CLEARLY wasn't designed for that sort of play, it was made for me to take 10 minutes to decide on what pawn to move


soleilraine
@soleilraine

"competitive players" making shit like "openings" and "strategies," it's bullshit. Karin said that if I want to win by starting the round by moving the pawn guarding the king, I can, and they're all elitists for telling me that's a bad idea


soleilraine
@soleilraine

i just don't get why competitive players don't just go play football if they want to play a real competitive game. chess was a casual boardgame first and foremost, and they had to suck the fun out of it with their rulesets


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in reply to @soleilraine's post:

I'm going to level here at least you realized it after a bit. the amount of people who are outright agreeing with my obvious attempts at humor is insane. i said what the joke was going to be and then did it and then people are still talking as if i am speaking honestly