the whole idea of IQ tests is so funny. it feels like it has to be an elaborate prank. yeah hey everyone we came up with these puzzles that objectively measure your intelligence and aren't influenced by painfully obvious factors like whether you've done a lot of puzzles before. psych! that's clearly ridiculous
we've totally come up with a series of language- and culturally-neutral tests that will fairly and objectively determine, on a numerical scale, how likely you are to pay Mensa dues
here, have an increased workload and an overinflated ego that severely damages your ability to interact with other kids for at least the next five years because our pure and faultless test assigned you the number 174 and told you that made you better than everyone else.
no pressure. have fun in dodgeball today.
