Satan: hey welcome, here's your cubicle
Sinner: oh this is... surprisingly normal?
Satan: yeeeahhhh... your first project is to work on creating a new Rust compiler
Sinner: Ah.
Satan: ...for the Itanium platform
Sinner: ...ahh...
Satan: ...on the Itanium platform
Sinner: ...ahhhh...
Satan: ...and you need to achieve 100% optimization for the output
Sinner: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Satan: Itanium's explicit parallelism makes it the perfect target for fearless concurrency, wouldn't you say?
Sinner: you can't do this to me!! what could i have possibly done to deserve this??
Satan: let's see... says here you worked for--
Sinner: ah--let's call it 100 story points for a rough prototype, then?
