young boy wearing Minecraft t-shirt: you got any games on your phone?
me, who was once part of how f2p sausage is made: (takes a long, dramatically-framed drag on a pixy stick and sighs, looking just past him) sorry kid, nobody has games on their phone. (turns to walk out of the room, looks back at him over her shoulder) just other people's regrets... (flicks pixy stick wrapper into the compost bin on her way out)
