Techokami

The "we built an entire company to make a completely reimagined version of a thing (and we're from New York City or California)" [the new version of the thing is disappointingly similar to existing versions of the thing and differs only in terms of aesthetic while barely addressing real problems of the thing which could benefit from being reimagined fully] font
(hopefully this is better but ya know)

Arizona Flare
https://abcdinamo.com/typefaces/arizona

i hate both!

If Tolstoy had a phone he would freak the fuck out

the stereotype that California self-selects for morons, but narrowed down to the rich elite in Silicon Valley

i'm getting vibes of the "art commune" flavor of cryptobro