Thank you all for gathering here today. As you all know, I have been entrusted with reading the Last Will and Testament of CoHost.
If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading:
"I, the website CoHost, being of sound mind and HTML, do hereby divide up my considerable web assets as follows."
"To the incredibly creative chosters, who used CSS crimes to delight and inspire us all... Who chosted alongside the shitchosters, chosted for everything they possibly could, and made us all laugh in good times and bad... To these noble souls, I leave:"
"A Boot To The Head"
THWACK!!
