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There's a book titled “The Incredible Secret Money Machine” by the late Don Lancaster. It's primarily a book on running a sole-proprietorship, that being the titular “money machine”, with maximal return on minimal effort. (One of his prescriptions is “have 0.834 employees”—don't hire anybody, on the grounds of how much paperwork and interpersonal complications that introduces, and make sure you leave enough free time for your own R&R.)

It was originally published in 1977, and a second edition in 1992, and both versions contain much that has aged not very well, if it was ever good advice at all. But there are certain parts that have aged extremely well, and I'd like to share those here today. The book is available for free as a PDF from Lancaster's website (for however long that lasts, since he passed away last year), and you may indeed find it worth reading.

The two most timeless parts of it are the chapters on writing (“words-on-paper”) and graphic design (“images”). Those chapters were deeply formative to my creative style; I still use 99% of everything I learned in them, and I still reread them from time to time. They're as solid today as they were 47 years ago.

But the bit I'm going to quote today is from the introduction to the second edition. He concludes that introduction with this:


a final thought

Many years ago, I was attending a folk concert. The opening act was a single and an unknown flute player, performing in front of the closed stage curtains. His job was to warm up the audience for the high priced help that was soon to follow.

He was good. Very good.

But as he went along, the music started getting strange and finally downright weird. He was playing chords on his flute, along with notes with unbelievably strong tonal structures. Eventually, the music turned into bunches of impossible sounding and god-awful squawks.

Almost all of the audience got bored and restless as the music seemed to deteriorate. Just then, I happened to notice a friend beside me who had played in and had taught concert band. He was literally on the edge of his chair with his mouth open.

He briefly turned to me and said very slowly, ''You can't do that with a flute. It is not possible."

Of the thousands of people in the audience, at the most only five realized they were now witnessing a once-in-a-lifetlme performance involving the absolute mastery of a very difficult musical instrument. To nearly everyone else, it sounded like a bunch of god-awful squawks.

Always play for those five.


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