Q: does your son actually call you bro?
A: yes

Q: are these actual true stories?
A: yes, i try to get the dialogue as close as possible to what he says. i have pulled out my phone to write things my son says in my notes app immediately afterwards to try and get it as accurately as possible

Q: how is he so funny?
A: i honestly don't know. those who know me from my twitter days can attest that he has always had an acerbic wit, even as a young 6 yr old. my guess is that he is definitely spicy neurodivergent like his parents, and as his parents we have always encouraged him to speak his mind and now he is too bold with his opinions and cannot be stopped

Q: your son scares me
A: this isn't a question but it is a frequently made comment. good. you should be. but in all actuality he is very kind and thoughtful; he only really roasts me

Q: your son is (too) powerful
A: the other frequently made comment. i know. he is not yet on the internet himself but i fear the day he does

Q: are you proud of your son?
A: very

Q: does your son know you post about him?
A: yes, he is very aware. i once told him that he is very popular among my followers on the internet and showed him the numbers. his immediate response was the most deadpan, bored expression and then telling me my followers need to go outside and touch some grass