me: my favourite social media website is dying and i'm pretty sad about it
my son: i understand. i was sad when they took away miiverse
me:
me: yeah, it is sad whenever that happens, isn't it
me: my favourite social media website is dying and i'm pretty sad about it
my son: i understand. i was sad when they took away miiverse
me:
me: yeah, it is sad whenever that happens, isn't it
me (rice cooker shopping): what do you think about this one
my son: nah, this rice cooker looks like a tesla. you want a rice cooker that looks like a dvd player.
my son: math is cool
my son: except then i have to learn math, and that isn't very cool
girlfriend: [bites down on my shoulder hard]
my son: yooooo bruuuh what the heck that's kind of weird