Jasper

i cannot recommend learning to cut your own hair enough. ESPECIALLY if you wouldnt mind fixing a major mistake by just shaving it all off. but anyways like... you Can find a good haircut you like, that works with your hair type, with just some clippers and some basic shaping. i prommy

hey siri remind me to buy clothes when i arrive at soup

is it not normal to just like learning about stuff? and by normal i mean neurotypical i guess. i get a lot of joy out of reading books about microorganisms, architecture, wildlife, plants. but i always get asked if im going to school for the subject, or work in a job related to it. i just love these things and knowing more about them (especially for free and at my own pace)

i keep making friends with more and more perverts (affectionate) and talking with them about that stuff and wanting to be like "To Clarify, Im Fairly Vanilla Compared To These Circles" but i know thatd come off like "im not one of you freaks!!!!" when im meaning it more like stolen valor