tenna

A critter on the internet

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A techie critter and casual streamer in their mid-twenties with interests in webhosting. Known for running web servers on things that shouldn't run web servers, turning others into similar looking blue raccoons, and being a little bit bigger than average.


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website league
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hayley
@hayley

this article is amazing. the author got so frustrated with a shitty chatgpt "shakespearean steamed hams" that they went and wrote their own

i was in tears laughing reading it aloud last night. heres a snippet

Chalmers: Seymour!
Skinner: Chalmers!
I but stretch my legs upon the casement.
In Siena do they counsel this
To strengthen humours and extend one’s life.
Meet me, pray, sir! I entreat you.
Chalmers: Nay.
Stranger things than this distrain my mind,
Which I perceive before me in this room:
Why smoke so black as from the mouth of Hell
Where weeping souls in anguish’d pain converge,
Now from your cook-pot reaches unto Heaven.
Skinner: Nay. ‘Tis no smoke you spy, but steam.
From the steamed lamb which I prepare.
The tender flesh, so succulent and fine,
Doth make me crave and yearn for us to dine.


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