hey
you wanna hear something that's a little ironic?
...
i can't swim. yes, i know i'm a pooltoy, but nobody ever taught me
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hey
you wanna hear something that's a little ironic?
...
i can't swim. yes, i know i'm a pooltoy, but nobody ever taught me
that's ok! we've got big n puffy life jackets, or the universe could decide you should be big n puffy instead!