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A techie critter and casual streamer in their mid-twenties with interests in webhosting. Known for running web servers on things that shouldn't run web servers, turning others into similar looking blue raccoons, and being a little bit bigger than average.
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your profile gets painfully slow to render if you set your bio to the entire text of the script from "bee movie", but only if it's on one line; if it's multiple lines everything works okay
(note: I cannot insist strongly enough that you do not actually try to make this bug occur. please.)
yes
i also posted the entirety of morbius in my bio at one point as well
i was kinda bored before i got activated
haha i remember @ronja posted the whole script to her profile when she first got posting access
but my god i didn't realize the bio text is unlimited too
is it a cross-browser thing? i'd guess this would be up to the browser vendors to implement how long lines are handled, assuming you didnt write your own word-wrapping and/or text rendering engine lol
You don't happen to be doing a regex across the bio line-by-line, do you? I could see a regex on a gigantic line being slower than a regex on multiple smaller lines.
we're not, but presumably one of our dependencies is doing something similar, yeah, or doing some processing that's nonlinear in line length
lol cohost apparently isnt the only app that has problems with this https://forum.sublimetext.com/t/replace-all-is-very-slow-when-working-on-very-long-single-lines/37812
In the vein of "i18n", I have previously tried to argue for introducing the term "S1510812s" as a shorthand for the 1,510,814-character string that comprises the text of Joyce's "Ulysses". Maybe we need a similar shorthand for the Bee Movie script. IE instead of pasting the script of Bee Movie people could just say "A113188e". This would be convenient as people often have a need to communicate the script of Bee Movie but there is never any read to actually read it, and avoid database/text rendering problems similar to this one
now we just need a beemovie113190 emmet generator just like the lorem10/lorem100/... generator
❤️ no big deal! honestly we should thank you for actually managing to give us a solid reproduction case for this bug that we've known has kind of been lurking around for a couple weeks
well I'm glad for that at least haha, I just kindof wished my profile wasnt collateral damage in this. then again, I brought this onto myself by not using a different page..
it makes me so happy that the goal isn't to fix putting the entire script of bee movie into your bio, but to just fix one side effect of doing so
if you wanna make your bio unreadable that's your problem, but if your bio grinds the server to a halt that's our problem
you're exactly the kind of person who should be running a socially media site
