day 1; actually his head just did that.
this just happenned irl on it's own
(i forgot to continue this bit because it wasn't very funny but im going to catch up if i can)
JFK died of a heart attack about 6 frames before the shot made contact, so technically, he was not assassinated.
John F Kennedy assassinated himself from the degrassi gnoll.
the whole head-explody thing was an unfortunate side-effect of the design of the lincoln continental's built-in snack microwave oven, whose door lacked appropriate limit switches to turn it off when aimed at the president's big dumb head.
due to a planning error, audiences in nebraska were able to view the cgi renders of the assassination a full 2 hours before the actual assassination had been scheduled to take place.
there were not one, not two, but fifteen lone gunmen- all taking the shot simultaneously.
None of them knew of any of the others.
ok warc you've gone too far with this one. make all the jokes you want about how he died and who killed him and why and how and when but to imply the man was never born is downright disrespectful. you do a complete disservice to the effort i put in knocking up his mom
your right a bout that lucky its a new day and ne w day new truther so heres the latest from jfk truther center, we are still 11 days behind wow
jfk kendedy was telefragged by a repeat of the Philadelphia experiment (this one was called the Pittsburgh free trial)
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prior to the incident, jfk played one of those video games where when you die in the game, you die in real life, and he lost