tenna

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A techie critter and casual streamer in their mid-twenties with interests in webhosting. Known for running web servers on things that shouldn't run web servers, turning others into similar looking blue raccoons, and being a little bit bigger than average.


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lexyeevee
@lexyeevee

is a process, not a stat, not even a progress bar

please can the Gamers stop saying things have "bad optimization" or whatever. i don't know how to kindly explain to you that the way it sounds lands squarely on a spectrum between clueless and jackass. consider the following:

  1. it is a MIRACLE that video games work. like, at all. i make video games and i can hardly believe they exist. and that's before you even get to the graphics!

    here, i'll give you all the vertex coordinates of ten thousand objects in 3D space. tell me which ones are touching. you have: 0.005 seconds. good luck

  2. making something faster while behaving the same is hard. it is really hard. it is really really fucking hard. it is one of the hardest things. if you're lucky there's some obvious low-hanging fruit that gets you far enough. beyond that it is a niche so specialized that it has no name, performed by 1 witch at your studio that no one's sure they've actually met in person, who disappears for three weeks only to reveal they've improved load times by 9% by forking ext4 to store entries in alphabetical order, whatever the fuck that even means, while the rest of you are desperately scouring stackoverflow for something bozotic like whether double-quotes are "faster than" single-quotes

  3. there is no such thing as "fast". there is only "faster", and "fast enough". you don't just keep going until you have Fully Optimized The Code because that is not a real thing. you plunk away at one thing at a time and watch your update and render times drop by microseconds, sometimes unsure whether you've even made a difference because it's drowned out by noise. maybe you made things slightly worse, even. maybe better on one platform but worse on another. cross your fingers i guess. how long until we're supposed to ship, again?

this just really grates at me because like

"it's slow for me" is a factual observation. even "it's slow for everyone" is a factual observation. "it has poor performance" is still a factual observation. "it's fucking unplayable", "runs like ass", sure

but "it's badly optimized" is a value judgement of skilled work that someone did (or lacked time/expertise to do) on code you have never read. it seems to have come out of the same vortex that produces insights like "[game] was made with the unity engine, which is why [non sequitur]" from people who are inexplicably compelled to talk about the nuts and bolts despite having never seen either a nut or bolt themselves

you can just, have opinions on video games. you don't need to try to fake sounding like maybe a programmer



DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

turning a big Dial called "Optimization" and constantly looking back to see how much i can set it to Bad because i hate gamers, especially, man's


lexyeevee
@lexyeevee

if i made a AAA video game i would simply optimize it more. i would optimize it all the way, in fact. simply do maximum optimization. stupid devs, why do they need me to tell them these basic things


tabatkins
@tabatkins

Double quotes are faster because they're sturdier.


tenna
@tenna

double quotes require more resources to process than single quotes, since they’re basically two single quotes, so it’ll take slightly longer to process. additionally, the amount of stability gained by using double quotes is negligible.



rykarn
@rykarn
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tenna
@tenna

very fun game of rock paper scissors! :)