tenna

A critter on the internet

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A techie critter and casual streamer in their mid-twenties with interests in webhosting. Known for running web servers on things that shouldn't run web servers, turning others into similar looking blue raccoons, and being a little bit bigger than average.


Disclaimer: All content posted here are my own, and don’t necessarily represent my employer’s positions, strategies, or options.


I post non-lewd kink, but make best efforts to tag it 18+. This might not always happen, however (especially if it's only adjacent to it.) Please only follow if you are 18+.

Additionally, please put something in your profile before following me. I probably won’t block over it or anything, but I get a little anxious when I’m followed by an empty account.



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cofruitrigus
@cofruitrigus

It's an instuction:

Jingle, bells! Jingle, bells!
Jingle all the way!

You're telling those bells to jingle, jingle all the way. But I always thought it was a description of the type of bells that is "jingle bells" which are said to, in fact, jingle all the way.

Jingle-bells, jingle-bells,
Jingle all the way.


uel
@uel

Sleigh bells existed because brakes did not. They were the equivalent of someone holding down their car horn as they careened through an intersection.

Whenever you hear them in Christmas music, remember, that merry jingling conveys a simple message: "Get the fuck out of my way."