with the economy in shambles and moonlit grottoes as scarce as hens' teeth, beautiful trollmaidens are resorting to squatting in drainage pipes and water retention ponds..... forging lustrous goblin mail from soda can pull tabs. gossamer tapestries and flowing robes from discarded plastic wrappers. princely champions from stray cats (and their squires from the sparrows they killed, PLEASE keep your cats indoors people!!)