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In the year 2571, a USB drive was found in a pile of rubble on the ruins of a certain blue planet. What you are about to witness are not the contents of the drive. This is an entirely different recording.


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Continuing the An Car vibes from the previous post about the Pontiac Sunfire, today we have another An Vehicle from another auto-manufacturer that starts with "P". While the K-Car, the platform that saved Chrysler, is fairly well known by auto enthusiasts, the actual cars it produced were well, not very notable. They were cheap, not particularly stylish, not particularly powerful, and not particularly fun to drive. So most of them were retired in pretty short order, disappearing into junkyards and crusher maws before my time. But at the edge of Uncle Tony's U-Pull It, this very complete 1987 Plymouth Caravelle SE sat in the new inventory row before being sorted. From later photos it's now been set into the normal rows to be cannibalized.

Pulling it's records, this car originally came from Connecticut but passed onto the Treasure Coast of Florida by the year 2000. Amazingly, it seems to have been active and driving until 2020, when it sustained what really looks like pretty minor side damage, but that totaled it anyway. (I imagine a deep enough paint scratch would total something this old and worthless in an underwriter's eyes.) However, since it didn't hit the auction block until 2023, I wonder if it was bought back, put up in outdoor storage for 3 years, and then dragged to Copart anyway, maybe as part of an estate liquidation? Who knows.

Incidentally, the name "Caravelle" comes from the circa-1400s Portuguese word Caravel, a fast and maneuverable small sailing ship. A bit of an optimistic name for a pile of Lego bricks being dragged around by a blistering 2.5L 100 HP Chrysler I4, hooked to an 80s-era automatic. But I'll give it more points than some of today's random letter-number generator economy car names.



Why would a man (enby) of sane mind willingly go to Fort Pierce? To pick through a junkyard, of course. Their website was down so this spur of the moment trip involved me just walking the entire junkyard in search of interesting sights. Amongst the sea of un-noteworthy Copart pulls, I found this!

(unhelpful audience member) "A 1980s economy car?"

No! An electric 1980s economy car! Standing before you is a 1981 Jet Industries Electrica 007. With EPA grant money in their coffers, Jet took to buying "gliders" (engineless) cars from major auto manufacturers, and putting in contemporary electric power systems. This particular example came out of a 1981 Plymouth Horizon.

With technology of the era, this was intended to be a "city car". It quoted a 50 mile range and could only barely make 70 mph, which I imagine it was unhappy to sustain. Which means it must have had an odd life in the suburban carpet of Florida.

Unsurprisingly, an econobox with even worse acceleration didn't exactly fly off the shelves, and of the company's estimated 1400 vehicle output, only 70 Plymouth-based Electricas were made, making this my rarest junkyard car by a wide margin. Unfortunately, this yard claims they cannot sell cars once they hit the yard, because they burn their titles in sacrifice to the angry god of the crusher, who's been very hungry ever since the end of Cash 4 Clunkers. Or for liability reasons. So this 1/70 electric oddity is crusher-bound. Thinking about it, there's a slim chance that metal ends up in a contemporary electric car.


 
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