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genderqueer shitheel

one cool thing about me is that I'll explain a situation to you like I'm a supporting character in a anime


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[Image Text: Hey FYI, in case you’ve been wondering, the paper maché vulva sculpture in the basement full of dirty dishes was something Lea made which we only found today while investigating a strange smell we’ve noticed around the house. It’s not our and we are currently figuring out what to do with it. Anyway, if you’ve noticed an odd smell like a naired sunk lmk cuz we’re trying to figure out the source.]

For posterity, here is a re-telling of the saga that is the left-hand chaos magic vulva shrine that @masklayer (Tom), @samanthaistyping (Sam), and I found in our basement back when we all lived together some years ago. This is going to be long so click “read more” to read this novella I will write for you starring many familiar cohost faves.