It contains oak and mushrooms. This is a coffee drink for goblins. HEB got tricked into stocking these by a fae who has lived in South Austin since 1998. This is by and for deers who are gamers. An evil wizard put this on the shelf and it's gonna turn me into a forest creature. I fear the day I finally drink it.
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in reply to @alexcat's post:
you boil it and a moss cover starts forming on your coffee machine
The HEB staff failed to correctly answer the Goblin King's riddles three and now are cursed to stock the oak coffee for all eternity
I accidentally bought that chicory instant not-coffee and instantly regretted it with the first cup.
not to put too fine a point on it, but if you drink this coffee, you are going to shit until you die
Wha… what’s the coffee, though. I need to know. For uh, science, or something.
(I want to taste the fae coffee)
It’s Puro Nitro Cacao Coffee, good luck with the fae summoning https://www.heb.com/product-detail/puro-nitro-flash-brew-cacao-nitro-coffee-8-oz/10269008
When you put it that way, maybe you should fill a bath tub with it?
Maybe some tradwife will drink it and post a tiktok of them skinning their husband on a wooden frame in the backyard.
One can hope.
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