ME: Yeah so I'm being pursued by the Relentless Eviscerator now
BARELY AUDIBLE IN THE DISTANCE: I'm gonna eviscerate ya!
The poet they probably shouldn’t have sent. I watch anime and am sometimes accused of reading books. I'm writing a long gay giant robot story in verse—probably this millennium's best yuri mecha epic poem, through lack of competition.
'Now praise those names on tombs of steel engraved | And toll this rotting country’s countless bells.'
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in reply to @lutz's post:
just so you know, this post (and by extension the Relentless Eviscerator) has been living in my head ever since it was posted. ever so often my brain will just go "I'm gonna eviscerate ya!"
