A dog walks into a bar and says "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

And so will YOU when you walk into Ea-Nasir's High Quality Copper emporium and find yourself blinded by our DAZZLING special offers! You'll open your wallet in no time, so come on down! Third left past the temple of Ereshkigal until we get kicked out, you can't miss it, and you won't want to!

[Terms and conditions apply to all purchases and are inscribed on a tablet buried beneath a kiln in Hattusa. Must bring own haulage. Nanni need not apply.]