Turn them
rubber
Pros:
- Shiny
- Always clean
- Objectively better
Cons:
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Turn them
rubber
You forgot the biggest pro of them all: Full license to say "Well I gotta bounce" every time you leave a room
You forget the adorable Squeak squeak sqrrk sounds they make when they walk around.
That alone should be enough convincing.