Well the good news for Philadelphia sports fans is that the flyers are so terrible there's no way they'll get to the Stanley cup finals so there's no hope to have dashed against the rocks cruelly like a seagull trying to open a clam

Well the good news for Philadelphia sports fans is that the flyers are so terrible there's no way they'll get to the Stanley cup finals so there's no hope to have dashed against the rocks cruelly like a seagull trying to open a clam