i want SHORTER games with WORSE graphics made by people paid MORE to work LESS and i am NOT KIDDING.
my brother wants LONGER games with BETTER graphics made by people paid LESS to work MORE and he is ALWAYS KIDDING.
what one question do you ask to escape the dungeon?
"Which way would your brother tell me to go so I can get out of here and start organizing a game jam on glorious trainwrecks"
"what if i made a game the same length with similar graphics made by people paid comparable amounts to work a standard amount of time and i was only like half kidding"
"I know very little about making games but I'm an excitable gamer who really wants to help with creative design, accessibility, and sensitivity consulting on representation. What starting salary would you hire me for and what are my benefits?"
wait! we finally figured it out
"wouldn't it be hilarious if the door on the left were the one leading out?"
I ask you to sort the Zelda games into a timeline. While you are arguing I slip out the back
