So just because it appears Hilary is no longer hiding underneath a latex Trump mask in The Hall of Presidents, it doesn’t mean she couldn’t be hiding elsewhere in the park, spliced together with bits and pieces of the surplus Ellen Degeneri. Oh my god, I have just written the logline for a fantastic horror movie.
DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYES
COMING 2024
a delightful read AND THEN an unrelated link to a video i've been searching for for YEARS!! thanks for chosting
I liked the additional tidbit of pure horror that anywhere you walk, there may be one or more Ellen DeGeneres robots lurking in the shadows.
I remember going on the ride "Ellen’s Universe of Energy" circa 1997. It was like a ... 4D cinematic experience where you watch footage her on a big screen but also sometimes animatronics and you're sitting in what seems to be a cinema seat at first but then the rows move around a track. It was very odd. I remember the ending of the ride was Ellen vs some other random woman on a jeopardy-style show and they're asked the question "What is the only form of energy in the universe that will never run out?" and the other woman answered "there is no such thing" and Ellen answered "what is brain power?" and that was apparently the 'correct' answer and even as a kid I knew that was a totally bullshit and wrong answer and it still makes me mad to this day.
