So I'd like to propose a schedule so we can organize things
- MONDAYS are for objectively insane exhortations about other people's social behavior ("If you use a knife at a restaurant you are a sociopath")
- TUESDAYS are for engaging in paranoid reading of other people's posts ("Oh cool another post erasing the breeding fetish community")
- WEDNESDAYS are for calling out people you know only secondhand
- THURSDAYS are for hyperspecific "X group of people be like that" posting ("Women in Silverlake always wearing shorts, why?")
- FRIDAYS are for saying the most banal thing imaginable in a quote-retweet of a popular post ("Sounds like you're describing capitalism")
- SATURDAYS are for lifestyle posting ("Taking the kids to the dog park")
- SUNDAYS are for mutual critique of lifestyle posts ("If you go to a dog park you are a gentrifier and a fascist")
Ah yes, the Twitter schedule
