I had a post in my drafts from a day or two ago that was like "wherever they end in this tournament, they should get the uswnt to perform the litany against ken from the barbie movie" and while I usually have my tongue at least a little in my cheek with stuff like this I'm not surprised someone got paid to write the long-form version of this at CNN. As far as I'm concerned they're correct
Which is not a thing I expect to say about CNN except when they're critiquing Fox, so...go figure?