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I'm the hedgehog masque replica guy

嘘だらけ塗ったチョースト


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A special fuck you to the smash gate on top of a random building in burnout paradise remastered. I cleared out all of these in the original game and yet somehow you weren't memorable enough that I could tell you were there. Neither visible on the map nor with the default camera, you escape any normal attempt to scan surroundings for your existence. Indeed, I had to look up your location in a video guide for the game. Me! Using a video guide. Because of how much you suck. Yes, you were the last one I found and got. Of course you were. Spent like an hour just roaming around the area trying to find you.

From the bottom of my heart, final smash gate, go fuck yourself for forever


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in reply to @the-doomed-posts-of-muteKi's post:

man I'm still upset about some of the things you're supposed to smash in Forza Horizon 4. Oh, you can see the smash board alright, sitting up there on that rooftop directly next to a big sweeping turn so it's mocking you whenever you pass, promising five thousand of some point I never quite understood the point of, but I know I wanna smash it! but like, how do you get your car up there? Eventually I realized you could drive up to the top of the hill nearby and get a decent jump off of it, but I'd always smack into the building instead of landing on top of it, I tried switching cars, following guides, switching to cars recommended by guides, I spent a couple hours on this one stupid sign, and finally actually landed on the roof but with too much velocity and heading away from the sign, so I just slid right off, missing it completely. and I could never even recreate that after another twenty minutes of attempts. So nah, not gonna smash all the signs in these games, I have better things to do. :/ still wanna smash the sign tho