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I would watch the star wars holiday special now, but I'm not in the mood for something quite that long -- while I think it's profoundly underrated, it's also an hour and a half long, which is unusually lengthy for a television special of this sort.

So instead I'll put on fuckin ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry which is the sort of awful thing that can worm its way into my brain around this time of year.

This ad is almost anti-nostalgia for me, a celebration of the things I've left behind over time, and only visit upon myself according to my own choosing. Seeing that I no longer feel a certain way about these things that have nonetheless become a part of me in some way brings me deep joy. These ads now have little power over me; as someone who couldn't stand those overly sweet, overly-crunchy childrens' cereals, the power they did have wasn't so much in getting me to buy things as it was forcing my attention onto them. They exist, yes, but have now faded away into mere curiosities.

In conclusion, pour yourself a bowl of grape nuts, add milk, place in the microwave for 15 seconds, and thank me later.


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