a breakup is worth 1 breakup point
a legal divorce is worth 3 breakup points + 2 per child you had with them
at 3 points you get a free copy of Frank Herbert's Dune
at 6 your youtube account automatically subscribes to anthony fantano
at 9 you get the keys to an ipa beer brewery
If your child is trans and you misgender them you get the keys to a failing social media site. This is known as the "Musk rule"