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I'm the hedgehog masque replica guy

嘘だらけ塗ったチョースト

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invertigo hayfever @the-doomed-posts-of-muteKi1/27/2024, 6:52 AM

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF

Noxulous of Fyth @Noxulous1/27/2024, 6:18 AM

Youve been hit by
Youve been struck by
A huge vehicle

#is this anything?#I should sing this to my bestie #He was hit by a truck in 7th grade #I got him to laugh about it seconds after it happened #Yes it happened right in front of me

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Drake, Lionderg Goddess @drakesilvos1/27/2024, 6:25 AM

Get isekai'd

Lapis the Nevrean @lapisnev1/27/2024, 6:37 AM

Love Honk this immediately

Upthorn @upthorn1/27/2024, 7:26 AM

Reminds me of somebody I knew on IRC in the early '00s.

Once got hit by a bus on the way home from school, and broke their... favorite mechanical pencil.

Kaylon @kaylon1/27/2024, 8:05 AM

If you only end up with a broken ankle, would that be a love tap?

@enderlord991/27/2024, 12:12 PM

I presume "hot by a truck" in the tag was a typo of "hit" right?

Noxulous of Fyth @Noxulous1/27/2024, 12:14 PM

Correct

@screamingturnip1/27/2024, 5:08 PM

do you dump the rhythm in the last stanza for deadpan?

Noxulous of Fyth @Noxulous1/27/2024, 7:29 PM

No, i use the same rhythm one might sing "a smooth criminal"

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