I respect any cat I see doing the unhinged goblin shit I would immediately try if I suddenly weighed ten pounds, had retractable claws, and could lick my own asshole
This is something Glameow loves to do to the side of the sofa, much to our chagrin. It's funny, though, so I can't get too mad at him about it.
If I had one of those extremely fancy computer jobs in a cushy office I'd do this with the beanbags and try to convince my coworkers this was optimizing productivity
My cat likes to drag herself along the front of the couch in a similar fashion. I call it "goblining"
Indy claws himself up and down the entire flight of carpeted stairs like a Slinky that will maul your ankles
god I love cats, the furry little gremlins that they are
