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in reply to @DieselBrain's post:
Serious Murphy sounds like the name of a Redaction resident who looks like Ed Asner & whenever he walks around a corner to see a ghoul tittyfucking a row of six hooting strippers with a single impossibly-long snakelike penis he just frowns and folds his arms and taps his foot while he waits for them to finish & stop blocking his entrance to the public library
Serious Murphy sees two doors before him, one says "sex with breasts" and the other says" books" and he's frankly disgusted by the length and girth of the line in front of the former compared to the latter
Serious Murphy using a hammer and chisel to chip away at the thick layer of dried chupacabra spunk that's currently denying him access to the root cellar where he keeps his preserves