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I'm the hedgehog masque replica guy

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Considering some alternate punchlines and seeing if I think they're funnier.

  • "PORN ADDICTION IS REAL AND IT CHAFED MY COCK"
  • "PORN ADDICTION IS REAL AND IT TRIED TO EAT MY WIFE'S ASS"
  • "PORN ADDICTION IS REAL AND IT CHAFED MY WIFE'S COCK"

I think the last one might be a winner tbqh

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One of my dumb ADD day dreams is to get a bunch of bumper stickers that look like all those ones you see on trucks or whatever that are all conspiracy theory stuff. But instead of the normal text it just has the craphic (I'm leaving the that typo it speaks to the truth) design of them and instead says "BUMPER STICKER" & "WORDS".

Except for one that says "My other car is a cup of coffee"

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