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I'm the hedgehog masque replica guy

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amydentata
@amydentata

above post is not a joke, comment below is a joke

that's real fuckin on-brand for black mesa isn't it


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@the-doomed-posts-of-muteKi

Aperture Laboratories have been able to confirm that all of our drinking implements have levels of lead determined to be well below the safe limit for humans, basically undetectable. We remain committed to the safety of our workers, which is why we continue to test them for the presence of mercury, plutonium, moon rock dust, and vitamin B-72.


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like say tea and coffee, repeatedly, also for years, until the finish started coming off and made stuff taste funny, at which point i figured it'd be okay to just use it as a toothbrush holder instead... 😓

but is it official valve merch or a cheap knockoff?

also... detectlead.com looks like they are just selling uv lamps and flourescent liquids... last time i saw a lead test it was a strip that would turn bright orange to indicate lead... just saying this looks fishy to me appears to sell something that might be a leadtest that i have never seen before, still seems a bit fishy to me but thats how it is with new things
https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.est.3c06058

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